Sticking to the Schedule

This morning I woke up, somewhat excited at the prospect of a day I could schedule however I chose, as long as I was at work for 4 hours. I helped my husband get ready for work and out the door. Then I sat down with a lovely sharp pencil and a fresh yellow notepad on the table in front of me.

7:30 Get ready, Ride to work
8:30 Work in office
11:30 Lesson plan
2:30 Ride home, do the dishes.
3:30 Tidy, Laundry
4:30 Floors, dog poop
5:30 Free time!!!!

I ate my cereal and began my Productive Day.

7:46 Shower for 45 seconds before it starts to fill up with sewer water. Dry off and put pyjamas back on 'cause you can't get dressed if you're not clean.

7:49 Check email

7:55 Read posts from Hyperbole and a Half while cosidering making coffee.

9:22 Realize your boss expects you at work no later than 10:00. Look for a clean T-shirt and shorts.

9:28 Have a snack of Hershey kisses, marshmallows, and graham crackers that you are too lazy to even melt in the microwave.

9:35 Blog about it until there is no way you can bike to work by 10:00. Realize you can't wear shorts 'cause you didn't shave your legs. But you have no clean pants.


I guess I better go.